pidginning 

The act of making or using a pidgin.

The French speaker and Spanish speaker are pidginning to communicate.

pidginning by snas nutdealer January 28, 2024

Pidgeoning 

The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.

A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"

Pidgeoning by Dr. Gonzo December 20, 2004

pidgeoning 

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"

pidgeoning by zingit May 28, 2005