picnic basket 

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

picnic basket by killerqueen May 6, 2005

Picnic Basket 

A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.

OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!

Picnic Basket by alllisson August 1, 2010

picnic basket 

noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.

Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.

picnic basket by The Original Wilvis July 5, 2008

Picnic basket 

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.

I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.

Picnic basket by laszlomann July 30, 2014

Picnic Basket 

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult

"you fricken picnic basket😡"

Picnic Basket by Mewchz January 17, 2023

gayer than a picnic basket 

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.

Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....

gayer than a picnic basket by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012

Detroit Picnic Basket 

A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.

Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.

Detroit Picnic Basket by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015