pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 03, 2023