pickle monkey

slang for cockaholic

this girl is always up on my cock. shes such a pickle monkey!

pickle monkey by austin kenyon12 August 25, 2010

monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

monkey pickle by oldgeezer March 16, 2010

picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.

i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey

picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

Picklemonkey 

Large dangerous mammal, consisting of the face, arms, and legs of a monkey, and the body of a pickle. Highly dangerous when provoked. Very rare. If you ever see a Picklemonkey, it is already too late.

Dave was eaten by a Picklemonkey.

Picklemonkey by Hilbo_the_Clown March 22, 2004