pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

by Jessica April 01, 2004

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland June 28, 2007

picks my ass

To intentionally irritate, or annoy.

My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass

by bobistheowl October 19, 2013

ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

by Pitas September 10, 2006

pick me ass hoe

A girl who puts down all other girls to make herself look better.

Mediocre Girl: “Hayley is so ugly”

Boy: wow “‘Mediocre girl’ is such a pick me ass hoe”

by Ronnie_131 May 16, 2018

Pick me ass bitch

A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."

by Lroca February 09, 2020

Pick me ass bitch

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"

by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018