produmption

what a person accomplishes while being on the toilet

Dude 1:I finished my biology write up AND my World history paper.

Dude 2: NOW, thats what I call mass Produmption!

by 4L-DogMatic-Capwn January 22, 2009

produmptive

Doing something productive while taking a dump; a way of multitasking on the toilet

Dude 1: get the fuck outta the bathroom man, its been an hour!!
Dude 2: dude chill the fuck out... im being produmptive, im almost done with this paper

by j-rod-deezy May 2, 2007