phonyloss 

When you cant find your phone anywhere and you suddenly notice that its been in your hand the whole time.

I thought I had lost my phone but then I noticed it was a phonyloss

phonyloss by pancakeatthedorito March 26, 2019

phonelessness 

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

The phoneless guy

The guy who doesn't have a phone, aka phoneless. Everyday got bullied because he is phoneless. Everyone says "at least I got a phone" to roast him. He is also the wife of hauvin, he has crush on Edmund

The phoneless guy who always phoneless till the age of 18

The phoneless guy by Totally not Shaun February 1, 2023

phoneless

Without a phone

phoneless until I get a new charger

phoneless by esrii November 4, 2013

Cell phoneless 

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.

Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.

Cell phoneless by NightLion March 11, 2009

Phonyassnesstical 

People who are cowards and fake and act as if they did nothing wrong or malicious to another person within their family or circle of friends or acquaintances .

Lenard always come around on Thanksgiving like he didn’t do none of us wrong earlier in the year, if he come around this year, I will make him come up out his phonyassnesstical ways and make him be accountable for his actions.

Phonyassnesstical by Mrs. NoMore March 1, 2025