Profinessensational
Profinessensational by 3RD EYE JU March 13, 2017
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Phoneliness
That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.
As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(
Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015
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Phoneliness
The uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place.
As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.
Phoneliness by Chris 33 August 29, 2012
pookiness
Someone who you love so much as a friend that there are no other words to describe this person. To just want to squeeze someone in a tight hug. Someone who is just so adorable is considered someone's pookiness.
pookiness by eshpinibopity October 12, 2006
phonelessness
phonelessness by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011
phonies
Phonies
A friend that comes over to visit but doesn't. He
Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize
Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
Comes over to play on his phone and not socialize
Just plays on the phone and looks up every now and then so they are a bunch of (phonies)
My friends came over to visit the other day but didn't they just took her phone out log online and played on it. (so I called them Phonies)
Phonies by Twisted eyed dawg August 26, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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