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<f-nyeh> A word used as a substitute for another foul mouthed word such as shit, cunt, and fuck, in case of a family friendly atmosphere. It can also be used as a substitute for any other word of the speaker's choice. It is often used among friends as a way to fuck with people who aren't aware of the word and its uses, as an inside joke.
Hey Ernie, you've got a little phné on your shirt man, haha you're such a phné.
Phné by KulDip711 March 12, 2009
Phneh is simply a noise-word that one uses to show that they are offended.
Person one: You look like an idiot,you jerk!!
Person two: Phneh! -Walks away-
phneh by KaylahhandTarahh July 27, 2006
An expression of anger, frustration, happiness, joy, sexual desire, sexual satisfaction, or boredom. Can also be substituted for any part of speech.
I was licking her phnees, until her roommate interrupted our phnee session.
phnee by peterpettigrewaninch November 17, 2009
he’s hot and his dick is big
phness has a big dick and knows how to treat people good. he learns from his mistakes and is a good hot person :)
phness by ropy March 23, 2021
More of a way of saying Moron, Buffoon, Idiot , imbecile, Etc…well tbh any insult you can think of are correlated with Phneeb
Person 1: Hey do you think I can copy your homework?

Person 2: No do your own work instead of using others you fucking PHNEEB
phneeb by Similac September 30, 2021

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i can say "phneasilicoblasphattoslalphatricolonhypocoppathesis"
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