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phils mum 

It is an urban of street term of saying cheap whore. it is used as an offensieve term and widley used throughout the uk.
e.g, Wow where have u been? down the sewer! you smell like phils mum!
phils mum by Robin Johns May 13, 2006

Phils butt 

i swear i felt the power of Jesus when i was having buttsex with Phils butt.
Phils butt by boitoy4u18 December 4, 2004

Phils Pills 💊💉

Phils Pills 💊💉 is a form of groupchat in which each participant treats the groupchat as their own personal Twitter, tossing thoughts into the chat and seeing what sticks.
I have been expressing my thoughts in Phils Pills 💊💉 for quite some time now.

Phils balls 

To lick phils balls using ones mouth piece
man, I just licked phils balls. nice
Phils balls by Philly innit April 16, 2008

phils eyelash 

Phils Eyelash is a very well know group chat that was originally created on Instagram. It consists of 7 remaining people but originally had many more. This group chat is funny, relatable and cringe at times.
Fred: “Who are your favourite group of people?”
Chad: “Definitely the phils eyelash group chat, they are so funny!”

St Phils 

A school of joke man girls who think they run things with their ugly ass uniform and think they can cop any guy they want but in actual fact there fat asses take up the space on the 154
Great the bus is packed with those st phils jokers
St Phils by M.lo6ez October 22, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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