Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

philosopher stoned 

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana

"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"

philosopher stoned by Carpet52 February 23, 2020

stoned Philosopher 

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

stoned Philosopher by LuckDog November 29, 2017

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 

The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.

It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by ManOfTheDay November 15, 2011

Philosopher's stone 

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.

A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)

Philosopher's stone by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

Philosopher's Stone 

An ideal that gives hope to the lost. Some would argue that there's an actual scientific formula combining lead and gold... following an array chart, of course. Greek Mythology relates the God "Mercury" somehow in the transformation process, but there isn't much documentation to support his role in the process other than he too was searching.....and I think he had wings on his ankles. The Philosophers Stone was hands down, The best song ever recorded by Van Morrison. The Philosophers stone gives hope to those searching for a home.

"Man, that guy still searching for the Philosopher's stone....."
or "omg, i love this song, Philosopher's Stone" or, "Everytime I hear Philosopher's Stone I think of Larry" or "No need to search for the Philosophers Stone, its been in your pocket all along"

Philosopher's Stone by D.A. Davenport June 28, 2012

Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

Philosopher’s Stone by anonymous March 1, 2024