2 definitions by LuckDog

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 30, 2017
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The driver you become after smoking pot—with great precision but not very much speed
‘Man!! I smoked a blunt ont the way home and suddenly I was Mary Jane Andretti ‘
by LuckDog November 30, 2017
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