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The condition of one's hair in salty, summertime, seacoast humidity when the under layer of hair is lank and sticking to the scalp and neck, and the outer layer has puffed out in a wild halo of frizz.

"I swear to god next summer I'm going north! I haven't been outside 30 seconds and the wrinkles have fallen out of my shirt and my head's already phiff."
by yet another local March 14, 2006
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Phiff, a word that is used to describe potent ganja.
Wow this Cheese I got off Felix is phiff.
by Smellington Phiff October 04, 2016
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