phiff 

The condition of one's hair in salty, summertime, seacoast humidity when the under layer of hair is lank and sticking to the scalp and neck, and the outer layer has puffed out in a wild halo of frizz.

"I swear to god next summer I'm going north! I haven't been outside 30 seconds and the wrinkles have fallen out of my shirt and my head's already phiff."

phiff by yet another local April 1, 2006

Phiff 

Phiff, a word that is used to describe potent ganja.

Wow this Cheese I got off Felix is phiff.

Phiff by Smellington Phiff October 4, 2016

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Pheff 

When you feel like a squish, warm inside, happy to the extent to where you can’t stop smiling with someone or something.

A: I love (this person) she makes me so pheff
B: Aw that’s cute

Pheff by Drew.Berks May 18, 2019

Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.

I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun

Piffy On A Rock Bun by HowfenJames March 13, 2012

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin

from research from bing
it basically means this:

hey whats up hot human give me your phone number

wagwan is a jamaican patois or jamaican english way of saying "whats up"
piff means "high quality", and ting is the autistic version of saying "thing"
a bbm pin is the numbers you'd use to contact someone on the blackberry messenger

memeulous: "wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin"

pyrocynical: "you wot mate"

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin by hygt6yggi July 26, 2017

Wagwan piffting 

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.

Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201

Wagwan piffting by caitlintxo September 26, 2018