Phifffff 

Phifffff is when your mom tells your to clean your room but there's poop on your floor

Mom I don't wanna clean my room cause there's phifffff in my room.

Phifffff by Gorilla man333 September 11, 2018

pifffffff 

When you have exactly 7 grams of weed with you. Piff with 3 g's will mean you only have 3 grams with you.

Come smoke this pifffffff with me nigga:)

pifffffff by DDG123PMFL April 4, 2018