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phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

phelch by dave March 17, 2003

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phelcher

Incorrect spelling, See felcher. Definition of felcher: When a person cums in someone's ass (male or female) and then sucks it out with or without a straw. The person sucking cum out of an ass does not necessarily need to be the person who put it there to be a felcher.

again, the term phelcher is not correctly spelled. The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

phelcher by MMI June 13, 2007

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phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

phelching by Adam April 11, 2005

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philtching

when Phil Deitz inserts a rodent into his anus

Philching is Phil Deitz's favorite passtime

philtching by MrWhiteChocolate November 12, 2003

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phelching

to jizz in an orifice, then phelch it back out with a straw, hench the 'phelch' noise.

after phelching it out, the jizz is passed from mouth to mouth whilst kissing.

jonny and jill had a major phelching session in the woods on a sunny day

phelching by Adam April 11, 2005

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Phetchrik

Phet-chrik (fat chrik)

1. A figment of your imagination.
2. A trick of the mind.
3. illusionary.

" That magician showed some Phetchriks. "

" Wow, that was a Phetchrik. "

Phetchrik by Phetchrik June 17, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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