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Phantom cock 

Phantom cock is a disease that makes your dick disappear and reappear from reality at random intervals
I'm sorry but you have been diagnosed with phantom cock
Phantom cock by Sexy fax machine February 11, 2022

phantom cock 

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her
"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

Phantom cock 

When a man has sexual intercourse when his penis has fallen asleep.
Dude I was so bored last night so I gave myself a phantom cock and rocked Karen when she was sleeping.

Bernie, give yourself a phantom cock so I can blow you.
Phantom cock by Sloppychandler February 14, 2009

Phantom Cock 

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude
Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me
Phantom Cock by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Phantom Cock Syndrome 

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.
(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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