David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!
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An overly negative critic on the internet who whines about Steven Universe, Starlight Glimmer, and when she "reviews" things she makes shit up about it
by Lmao27 August 06, 2025

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole
by Lmao27 July 25, 2025

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"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
