Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kids under the age of consent

"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm

David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Shyly Aroused

When you are sexually aroused but you're shy so you don't feel like speaking your urges

Maya was shyly aroused by Nathan, she wanted the cock but didn't want to tell him

by Lmao27 July 18, 2025

Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude

Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025