Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm
David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
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Cunty Purple

The immature dumb nickname that Lily Orchard uses when whining about Starlight Glimmer
"Looks like Cunty Purple is at it again." - Lily Orchard
by Lmao27 August 05, 2025
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Lily Orchard

An overly negative critic on the internet who whines about Steven Universe, Starlight Glimmer, and when she "reviews" things she makes shit up about it
Lily Orchard be like, "StEVeN uNIvErsE bAd! STarLiGHt GLImMer iS WoRsT CHaRacTEr EveR!"
by Lmao27 August 06, 2025
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Baby-Making

A man and a woman get comfy in bed and have unprotected sex, they breed until the man's baby juice exits his dick and enters the woman's hole
Maya and Simon were doing some intense baby-making last night
by Lmao27 July 25, 2025
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Shyly Aroused

When you are sexually aroused but you're shy so you don't feel like speaking your urges
Maya was shyly aroused by Nathan, she wanted the cock but didn't want to tell him
by Lmao27 July 18, 2025
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Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude
Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
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Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kids under the age of consent
"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
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