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Phallogocentric 

Wrong. And the difference between me an a postmodernist.
Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."

Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."

Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"

Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."

Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"

Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."

Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."
Phallogocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
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Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world
Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him
Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018
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phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS
LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED
phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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