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Phallogocentric 

Wrong. And the difference between me an a postmodernist.
Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."

Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."

Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"

Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."

Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"

Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."

Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."
Phallogocentric by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
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Phallocentric 

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world
Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him
Phallocentric by D Flawless June 7, 2018
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phallocentric 

Envisioning, focusing and idealizing the IMAGE, CONCEPT, THEORY AND IDEA OF THE PHALLUS... BASING ALL MOVEMENTS SOCIAL, SEXUAL AND SPIRITUAL IN RELATION TO YOUR IDEA OF THE PHALLUS.. DEIFYING THE PHALLUS
LU'CRETIA HAD A DRIVE SO FIERCELY DRIVEN BY HER PHALLOCENTRIC VIEW, THAT NOTHING ELSE MATTERED
phallocentric by TAU CETI January 18, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026