peum 

It stands for Post Ejaculatory Urninary Malfunction. After a male ejaculate and then tries to urniate there are always multiple streams and strange angles.

Sorry, honey. I pissed on the blinds again. Damn peum.

peum by Tad Allen September 13, 2004

PEUM 

Acronym for Post Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire. After ejaculating (either through masturbation or copulation), if all of the semen is not expelled, some may remain in the urethra, developing a slightly more solid phase.

As the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.

Man, I had to clean up my bathroom for 30 minutes this morning because I had a killer PEUM.

PEUM by Eli Kennedy July 18, 2006

Peum 

When you pee and cUm

"wow that was a good Peum"

Peum by Shabamum December 13, 2019

Peump 

A pimp from the dirty south

Wow, T-rizzle is a true peump

Peump by Nuckra May 28, 2003

peumpkin

when a female gets her vaginal area eating out while she she is bleeding profusely, and also taking a massive shit.

wow grimaldi that was an insane peumpkin you gave me last night!
~helena

peumpkin by bobby blump March 22, 2004

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia 

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018