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Acronym for Post Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire. After ejaculating (either through masturbation or copulation), if all of the semen is not expelled, some may remain in the urethra, developing a slightly more solid phase.

As the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.
Man, I had to clean up my bathroom for 30 minutes this morning because I had a killer PEUM.
PEUM by Eli Kennedy July 18, 2006
"wow that was a good Peum"
Peum by Shabamum December 13, 2019
Wow, T-rizzle is a true peump
Peump by Nuckra May 28, 2003
when a female gets her vaginal area eating out while she she is bleeding profusely, and also taking a massive shit.
wow grimaldi that was an insane peumpkin you gave me last night!
~helena
peumpkin by bobby blump March 22, 2004

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia 

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004