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peum

It stands for Post Ejaculatory Urninary Malfunction. After a male ejaculate and then tries to urniate there are always multiple streams and strange angles.
Sorry, honey. I pissed on the blinds again. Damn peum.
by Tad Allen September 13, 2004
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PEUM

Acronym for Post Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire. After ejaculating (either through masturbation or copulation), if all of the semen is not expelled, some may remain in the urethra, developing a slightly more solid phase.

As the male attempts to urinate later (often the next morning), the urine may spray in multiple directions as a result of the blockage.
Man, I had to clean up my bathroom for 30 minutes this morning because I had a killer PEUM.
by Eli Kennedy July 18, 2006
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Peum

"wow that was a good Peum"
by Shabamum December 13, 2019
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Peump

Wow, T-rizzle is a true peump
by Nuckra May 28, 2003
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peumpkin

when a female gets her vaginal area eating out while she she is bleeding profusely, and also taking a massive shit.
wow grimaldi that was an insane peumpkin you gave me last night!
~helena
by bobby blump March 22, 2004
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Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018
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