peter tongs

The gripping devices found opposite the end of the arm that is connected to a shoulder

Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"

Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !

by boobookittyfucker May 5, 2010

Peter Tongue

A commonly used term for eating 3 day old dead hooker ass. Also refers to weak wet lettuce like work performance and sometimes the uncontrollable desire to munt as often as possible. Can also mean having an oral sausage fetish.

I Peter Tongued the shit out of that chick! Don't pull a Pete Tongue, dick head. Lets go to the morgue and Pete Tongue as many fat chicks as we can. I can't wait to Pete Tongue that sausage down my throat.

by clysdale February 18, 2011

it's all gone pete tong

it's all gone to hell / everything's gone wrong / all's gone wrong / See movie IT'S ALL GONE PETE TONG

Once the new DJ showed up it all went pete tong

by Steveo March 4, 2005