1.) nerdy or dorky. 2.) "hugely winning" (as in, "what a fucking winner"). 3.) a term used whenever the impulse to laugh is created (i.e. embarrassing situations).
The art of taking an innocent piece of information and juicing it into a gossipy topic in order to instigate drama.
Natasha: I met my new neighbor yesterday, we talked for 5 minutes.
Roger: Oh that's interesting, so since you two are hanging out 24/7 does that mean you're getting married?
Natasha: Quit Petersheimming me!!!
A small town in central mass. that resides close to the quabbin reservoir. It's full of old people who stare at you. If you go here the only thing to do is take pictures of trees. I mean come one, who does that? Dont go to this town. Its lame.
paul-"hey bill wanna go to petersham?"
bill-"Why go now? the leaves aren't good yet."
A very perverted and gangsta man. He uses the term 'nigga' more times than can be counted, and he might turn out to be a lover of science who is trained in the science of lovers. Look out for Petersheim.
"Did you see that Petersheim go by?"
"Yeah, he stolemy girl last week."
A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.
Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."