perverpret Share definition Flag When you interpret something that is completely innocent as dirty. A portmanteau of "pervert" and "interpret" "Woo! A hole in one!" "That's what she said." "Ew don't perverpret it." perverpret by Kristyn G January 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the perverpret mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch