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The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

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Infinite persons

Here will be a million person lets see how far i can go!

Person 1: hey bro person 2 how ya doing?
Person 2: nothing much- OMG WHAT IS THAT?
Person 3: oh uhm this is my nuclear power machine ☢️

Person 4: BLOW UP PERSON 5 WITH THAT!
Person 5: huh? What did you SAYYYYYY-
Person 6: OH MY GOSH PERSON 5 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
Person 7: im lucky i was 0.01% chance of surviving!
Person 8 wait what im just waiting for infinite times!
Person 9: HAHA HAHA IM YE MONSTER
Person 10: ok youngling get in the double digits than we will talk
Person 11: heh these minors are just always bragging about being picked in here PEACHES!
Person 12: dude stop posting about BALLER
Person 13: person 12 arent you meant to be in the mental hospital?
Person 14: GUYS DISASTER STRUCK RUNN!!!
Person 15: HUH IM ON YOUR WAY
Person 16: is this the first time im every being used?
Person 17: no i think second time
Person 18: nope i actually think 3rd time
Person 19: HEY BOIS IM IN
Person 20: guys why are the police arresting me i didnt kill person 21!
Person 21: *DEAD*
Person 22: dude i witnessed you
Person 23: bruv your gonna be next.
Person 24: dude this creator is really getting creatively dumber with each line
Person 25: yeah tru dat *TURNS INTO GOD*
Person 26: alphabeticals done now ima kill u all cuz i created u
HORNY WEEDING LEGENDS!!
Person 69: hey guys im horny
Person 420: im smoking weed everday uh uh m uh
Person 42069: i did 420 69 times today
Person 69420 i do 69 with people at 4:20
“Defintion of infinite persons”

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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