FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

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Personal Persia

A online youtube channel that features Canadian-Iranian actress/comedian Roxanne Persia.

I heard about the "Persian Version" of Jersey Shore from Personal Persia!

Personal Persia by Melika Fahzed April 15, 2010

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Persassy

A person who is so awesomely and infuriatingly sarcastic he somehow manages to amazesand annoy you at the same time.

Why so Persassy?!

Persassy by Glass_Heart January 18, 2015

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Persassy

Someone who is SO SASSY and SARCASTIC that everyone around them loves them and hates them at the same time.

Warnings:

will make a LOT of water jokes
Obsession with Blue food
One day, they will become an urban dictionary of Dad jokes
you can try to make them feel bad, but they will hurl your insults back at you

Catchphrase: Deal with it

PJO reference...

Deal with it

someone: You are so Sassy!
Persassy: No, I'm PERsassy
Persassy: Deal with it

Persassy by uknkown. October 14, 2020

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