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1) to look for something while taking a piss

2) to look for in a professionally unreasonable manner
ex: I generally perseek the urinal cake with my piss

ex: I am perseeking the jello in the fridge because he hid it.
perseek by Patsav June 27, 2008
Words you can keep
Personal stash. A limited or secret supply of something typically reserved for personal use. (From persee, often relating to cannabis)
This isn't from my main supply, it's from my persees.
I'll smoke you some from my persees.
Persees by Coineer June 8, 2020
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Personal, yours and yours only, exclusive. Just for you. Private.
I need a persee bag of weed to smoke.
I'm gonna make 'ol girl my persee.
persee by Felone April 23, 2008

perseeseenammuttu 

A Finnish word describing the ultimate, superlative state of being pissed off. Translates directly as having been shot in the ass, and for unknown etymologic reason, gives the strong impression that the weapon of choice has been shotgun, Street Sweeper, or other product favored by the NRA.

Nordbergerqvist oli taas vittu perseeseenammuttu, mikähän setti sillä oli päällä.

Fuck, mr. Nordbergerqvist was again like someone had shotgunned his ass. Whats the set he was on anyway?
perseeseenammuttu by Heefus-perkele October 23, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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