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Perscumptuacious 

An adjective that can be used in any topic. It is usually used in a positive conversation.

Also, you can never spell it wrong. As long as you pronounce it like "Pro-scumpt-sho-aish-es"
Bryan: Wow Tommy! You look very perscumptuacious today!
Tommy: Oh why thank you for your perscumptuacious comment!

Permaslam 

When a slampiece becomes permanent.
After going through many slampieces, I have finally netted a permaslam.
Permaslam by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

Permacunt 

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.
-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."

permadump 

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.
Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?
permadump by mvolfman December 2, 2010

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).
All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....
permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

permasquirt 

Diarrhea that is so foul that it leaves a permanent stain on the toilet that even paint thinner cannot remove.
Denny's last night gave me the case of the permasquirts so bad that i had to buy a brown toilet seat to match the stains.
permasquirt by Bancky November 4, 2006