phonum

phone number

"Hey what's your phonum?"

by funkymunkeymel May 12, 2009

permascum

1. a permanently scummy person

2. a permanently stained or dirty item

"That guy on the corner is a permascum"

"That countertop has a layer of permascum on it"

by Funkymunkeymel May 14, 2008

mustajizz

The watery mustard juice that squirts out of the mustard bottle on the first squirt.

"Eewww gross what is that yellow watery stuff all over my hotdog, oh its just the mustajizz"

by funkymunkeymel April 18, 2008