Definitions by Funkymunkeymel

phonum 

phone number

"Hey what's your phonum?"

phonum by funkymunkeymel May 12, 2009

permascum 

1. a permanently scummy person

2. a permanently stained or dirty item

"That guy on the corner is a permascum"

"That countertop has a layer of permascum on it"

permascum by Funkymunkeymel May 14, 2008

mustajizz

The watery mustard juice that squirts out of the mustard bottle on the first squirt.

"Eewww gross what is that yellow watery stuff all over my hotdog, oh its just the mustajizz"

mustajizz by funkymunkeymel April 18, 2008