adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple;
the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an
English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "
you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).