percanese

a god sent language that only Yeat can speak. Also known as twizanese.

Example of percanese taken from Yeats IG story:
“Big shitter in the ubeski, big pissy in the trunky”
Translation: He's saying he has that shit on
him(shit meaning gun) in the Uber, the pissy in the trunk means he has lean in his
luggage which is in the trunk of the vehicle.

percanese by Lil Paki January 11, 2022

Percase 

Old word that means maybe. Useful when writing academic texts, just remember the three P's -

Perhaps, perchance, percase.

Percase by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Pewanese 

A butchered variation of the English language written by a Canasian.

What does that say?
Who knows, she's speaking Pewanese again.

Pewanese by Egotastic February 5, 2022

Percaces 

Slang Term use for Percocet - is a narcotic pain reliever used to treat moderate to severe acute (short-term) pain.

and i pop a couple of percaces

Percaces by mrmanny09 October 17, 2011

Perculese

Someone all hyped up on Percocet trying to fight
Mix of Percocet and Hercules

Calm down Perculese

Perculese by Zyahh October 17, 2020

Petanese 

Petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. It's...

~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.

~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.

~ a constant ying/yang - you watch my back I've got yours kinda thing!

Talk to us...rub our wet little noses...we'll speak Petanese for sure - even when you least expect it!

This dawg no speaka Japanese...you speaka Petanese? No? Then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!

That was some wild Petanese dude! It's like your cat knew what you were saying! WTF!

Petanese is not a learned thing...just do it!

I know Paris Hilton speaks naughty Petanese!

Petanese by Bubas-Barkery March 15, 2010

Parzanese 

A dumb lying slut. Guaranteed she got promoted by sucking dick. Most likely to fuck up your day and then fuck (sleep with) everyone you work with. Do not put in a supervisor position.

That's the 15th boy she's had in her room this week. What a parzanese!

Parzanese by Jmoney2432 February 14, 2018