pennsylvanian hot pocket

the sexual act consisting of the male ejaculating in a womans ass, afterwards urinating. Often done in Pennsylvania.

Man 1: Hey dude did you give your girlfriend the Pennsylvanian Hot Pocket last night?
Man 2: Yeah man, she loved it!
Man 1: That's sick.

by [NateR//TateR] October 29, 2007

Pennsylvania hot pocket

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it

Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket

by getting it done December 9, 2013

Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.

Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021