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penis whisperer 

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
penis whisperer by poonyd February 17, 2015

penis whipped 

When a female is so enraptured by a certain man's penis size and power to pleasure her that she goes through a state of emotional chaos. This mental mind warping can last hours, days, weeks, or even months before it is shaken. It is harder to shake if the penis whipping act is repeated while she is still in the original phase of the mind state. This mind-fuck status festers from fearing she will lose the best fuck she has ever had.
I was so penis whipped after he tagged me the first time that I feared I wouldn't be able to think straight for months.
penis whipped by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

penis whopper 

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆
Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!
penis whopper by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

penis whisperer 

A person that is very successful at pleasing the male sex organs. Or a cocksucker, kiss ass etc. Homosexual
George is always looking at women and talking shit. I think he over compensates, He's really a penis whisperer.
penis whisperer by MelCefus August 13, 2006

Penis whisper 

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
That guy Jason over there seems to be popular among all the gay guys i heard he was a penis whisper
Penis whisper by gnarly77 September 4, 2020

Whopper Penis 

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.
"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."
Whopper Penis by Brandon (Thug) February 18, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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