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Penis Water 

Penis water is you say when your bored when your alone when you have no friends.
Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.
Ari : Penis water

Kris : Penis water
Penis Water by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 6, 2021

penis water 

its water but from the peepeee or pepe
me yo
me yo
me i need freinds

me penis water
penis water by Crazygirl1224 December 13, 2018

Penis Water 

Water that's been ordained awesome by cock
She loves to drink penis water when she wakes up
Penis Water by EuDub June 9, 2006

penis water 

penis water is hotdog water someone nutted in
bro! I just drank penis water!
who's nut was it?
penis water by penis guac June 15, 2020

Penis Water 

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
Penis Water by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Penis water 

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys
“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”
Penis water by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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