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Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis
Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

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Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

Penistits 

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!
Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"
Penistits by clamscasino August 23, 2011

Penistential

The potential a man has over a woman in the workforce due to having male genetalia which can lead to an increase in pay, title, and responsibility.
He doesn't have to work that hard for a promotion - he's got penistential.
Penistential by BeaArthur August 31, 2013

Penistitas 

When your pp is too small and it can’t move
Isaiah has penistitas
Penistitas by Drewdasnack January 15, 2020

penistitty 

Me and that girl did penistitty last night
penistitty by ilymal May 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026