blubbles

noun: a hideous, unsightly creature that waddles about eating bacon
Blubbles, lay off the bacon!
by beaarthur April 13, 2009
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Penistential

The potential a man has over a woman in the workforce due to having male genetalia which can lead to an increase in pay, title, and responsibility.
He doesn't have to work that hard for a promotion - he's got penistential.
by BeaArthur August 31, 2013
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