penis stuck 

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

penis stuck by morting April 9, 2025

penis stuck in a door 

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

penis stuck in a door by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

penissuckle 

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum

1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"

penissuckle by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

Penistuck 

1. Waking up in the morning with your penis up your butt, normally with morning wood.
2. A karate move in which you drop kick a guy's penis from 3 feet in the air, sticking it up in his butt.

Ohhhhh man that Penistuck hurt soooooo much.

Penistuck by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

penissucker

gay little men

look at that penissucker

penissucker by anonymous June 26, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022