penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

penissuckle

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum

1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"

by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

Penistuck

1. Waking up in the morning with your penis up your butt, normally with morning wood.
2. A karate move in which you drop kick a guy's penis from 3 feet in the air, sticking it up in his butt.

Ohhhhh man that Penistuck hurt soooooo much.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

penissucker

gay little men

look at that penissucker

by anonymous June 26, 2023