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A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
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Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef
My man let out a penis queef after sex.
by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003
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