Penis punch

v. To splooge in the hand and slap someone.

I came home late from school, so my dad penis punched me.

by Coz October 10, 2004

penis punch

When the male punches a female with his penis.

Bobby got wound up, so he penis punch Sandra in the face with his Penis.

by maamryk January 18, 2011

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

by mendaswish January 10, 2026

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Penis Pincher

One who pinches his penis. This originated from Andrew, who does so daily.

Andrew is a penis pincher.

by Vas Deferens January 31, 2005

penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

penis pincher

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

by kickstop February 1, 2005