penis pumpery 

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

penis pumpery by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

Peruvian Penis Pumper 

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

Peruvian Penis Pumper by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

penis pumpers 

any possible way to make a guy have an erection

when me and my girls went streaking that time , all the guys called us penis pumpers

penis pumpers by penis pumpers August 8, 2009

ass ramming penis pumper 

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.

"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

ass ramming penis pumper by mike seguin May 21, 2006

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

penis pumper by eric September 26, 2004