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Penis Plucker 

A special tool used for plucking hairs on the male genitilia. Often resulting in little red bumps, but also resulting in a softer and smoother cock.
Shayla:"So Tyler got a new penis plucker, and it works miriacles!"
Megan:"Did it result in a softer and smoother cock?"
Shayla:"Smoothest I have ever caressed."
Megan:"Penis pluckers are cool."
Penis Plucker by Megssss and shayy September 26, 2008

penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types
Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.
penis picker by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive
hey you penis packers get back to work
penis packer by MarMyd June 29, 2007

Penisfucker

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010

penisfucker

GUy: PENISFUCKER!!!!
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*
penisfucker by SmellyFISHY June 10, 2023

penissucker

look at that penissucker
penissucker by anonymous June 26, 2023
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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