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penis plater 

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.
Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.
penis plater by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

gold plated penis 

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).
*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.
gold plated penis by luiyay October 14, 2014

Dinner Plate Penis 

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.
Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

Plaster of Penis 

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.
Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis
Plaster of Penis by simikis October 16, 2007

Plaster of Penis 

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

Planter's Penis 

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003