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penis lick 

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
penis lick by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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Penis licker 

Penis licker by Rectum rocker May 15, 2009

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker 

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically
dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

Penis Licker 

This usually means that someone likes to lick or suck the male's genitalia.
Matthew: Yo, do you know Tafeta? He's a real penis licker to Mauricio.
Penis Licker by Duhtacobell April 1, 2018

Penis licker 

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.
Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!

penis licker 

one who licks another penis.. deskusting fuckers do this because they can not get a woman.. see faggot
penis licker by Lauren BITCH March 23, 2005

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle 

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie
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