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6 inch penis 

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.
" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
6 inch penis by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

12 inch penis 

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)
Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.
12 inch penis by Your mom April 4, 2003

5 inch penis 

Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
5 inch penis by snakles__530 January 16, 2017

4 inch penis 

A penis that is very, very small for a 'man' who has passed puberty. Sometimes caused by pure genetics but many times it is caused by a boy having low testosterone during early and mid puberty causing his penis to not develop into an adult size. Small testicles which hang shallow or don't hang at all is a good indicator of it being a simple matter of a development issue, so is the amount pubic hair. If caught early (age 14 or so) a young man has a good chance of being treated with hormones and developing fully, if caught late (age 16) hormone treatment will work much less, by age 17 the penis is fully developed in most men, ending any chance for an individual to increase the size of their child-like genitals. Luckily it is very rare for a man to have such a tiny little package, being just above the medical definition of a micropenis 99.7% of men larger, making it hard for one to ignore his inadequate manhood, including himself. It can be devastating to the male ego considering you will likely be the smallest most women have seen or had intercourse with, disappointing most humoring many. This can be a huge blow to a man who is somehow unaware of his little problem, but it is important part of accepting your situation. Just because women might laugh or call you mean (but truthful) names like 'babydick' doesn't mean you can't make a woman orgasm, there are other options like penis extender toys or strap ons, whatever you do don't do nothing unless you want her to leave or cheat.
Anthony J. has the tiniest fucking package you've ever seen, he has about a 4 inch penis on a good day, which is few and far in between I might say. He told me he was lower average so seeing such a itty little nub was completely unexpected. I laughed my ass off when I was about to blow him for the first time. I could only using a few finger at most to grab it without covering it completely. It may sound like a bitch move, but at the time I didn't know a grown man could have such a little penis, every guy I've been with is larger flaccid than Anthony is hard! Besides, it's nothing to when I saw his flaccid penis after he lost his erection, it's got no shaft!!! Literally an inch or less with little bits of pubes and undescended testicles, the only people who don't find that absolutely hilarious are guys with the same pathetic excuse for a cock. Newsflash little boys, if your pee pee isn't even longer than a bic mini while soft you might as well find yourself a nice pair of panties and a bra and start sucking off a REAL man's cock, because no woman will ever enjoy yours.
4 inch penis by AJ has a babydick October 23, 2017

4 inch penis 

A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse
“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis
4 inch penis by Thexposer May 8, 2019

Penis inches 

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
Penis inches by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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