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penis hair 

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse
Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair
penis hair by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

penis hair 

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
penis hair by Exploiter March 23, 2021

penis hair envy 

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.
I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

no hair on your penis 

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

penis haircut 

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
The asian had a penis haircut.
penis haircut by spooly the dork January 9, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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