penis hair 

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

penis hair by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

penis hair 

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

penis hair by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

penis hair 

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

penis hair by Exploiter March 23, 2021

penis hair envy 

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

Hair Penis by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

no hair on your penis 

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

no hair on your penis by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021

penis haircut 

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.

The asian had a penis haircut.

penis haircut by spooly the dork January 9, 2005