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Battle Penis 

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.
Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

Penis Battler 

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword
Penis Battler by oop December 15, 2003

Penis Battler 

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.
Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!
Penis Battler by Oz January 29, 2005