panicure 

Biting your nails down, on hands and/or toes, because you are so panicked about something.

I gave myself a panicure last night after me and BJ's condom broke and I forgot my birth control.

panicure by bj2010 November 17, 2010

Panicure 

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.

The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)

Panicure by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Panicure 

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon

Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.

Panicure by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

penicure 

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area

I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.

penicure by igor stravenski January 27, 2007

penicure 

The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.

"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."

penicure by RevolutionBreeze April 24, 2009