penguin dick

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."

"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"

penguin dick by Whatshername. January 14, 2010

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Penguin dick

Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.

"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"

Penguin dick by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 27, 2021

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Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.

George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.

Dick Penguin by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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