pencil fucked 

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

pencil fucked by 914D April 21, 2013

pencil fucked 

The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.

Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.

pencil fucked by ken May 5, 2005

pencil-fucked 

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.

The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.

pencil-fucked by mum61e January 2, 2012

pencil-fucked 

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

pencil-fucked by XYZA November 30, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019