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Penced
(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penced by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020
Penced
The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
Penced by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
Penceworld
A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.
American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.
Penceworld by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017
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