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pei-wei shits 

Spicy noodling turds dotted with sesame seeds. The take home dish that fills the bowl. No chop sticks needed.
That mother fucker runs faster than pei-wei shits.
pei-wei shits by Mjr. Nas T. Shit February 23, 2014

pei wei nap 

The nap that you take in response to an overwhelming feeling of lethargy as a result from consuming pei wei dishes that have a high carbohydrate/sugar/sodium content.
Person 1:"Dude, I ate lunch at pei wei, then tried to study for a test, but passed out for the whole afternoon"

Person 2:"Damn dude...those pei wei naps can really get to you"
pei wei nap by sonny_bfd December 2, 2009